i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just google imaged poop.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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