shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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