BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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