omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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