it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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