Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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