we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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