i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
