I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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