need another drink. this is the easiest way
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Porn is love you can see.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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