so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
be right there i have to get my cape
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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