Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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