that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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