love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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