I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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