im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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