Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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