Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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