i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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