Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you just see the Batmobile???
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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