i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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