i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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