gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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