I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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