just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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