I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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