who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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