Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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