that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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