Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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(207): View more from Maine

I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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(818): View more from California

Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me

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(785): View more from Kansas

Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.

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