Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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