Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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