I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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