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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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