He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
dude. I can hear the air.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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