Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think I am morally bankrupt
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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