New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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