ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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