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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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