god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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