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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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