watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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