stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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