What a fucking waste of an outfit
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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