I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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