you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
