So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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