Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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