A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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