so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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