mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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