you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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