There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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