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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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